The Following People go Straight to Shamaim

After throughly neglecting the work of Dr. Y. Lebovitz I have concluded that the following people go straight to Olam HaBa, bis hundert und zwanzig:
Akiva Gavriel (Jack)
Jacob Reckess
Daniel Halper

Laura O./Ike's car
Josh Young
Maxim Leyenson
Also get special *brownie points*

Thank you dearly for helping me move other people's stuff.