Onion Lines

True to form, the Onion has some truly fine headlines this week:

"God Puts His Tool Back Into Office"
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America Comes Out Agin The Gay Marryin'
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Bush Does Victory Lap Around World Trade Center Site
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MoveOn CurlsUp InCorner
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Poll: Youth Totally Meant To Vote In Record Numbers
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Despite Republican Victory, Bush Supporter Has Tiny, Tiny Penis
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