1 Weekend

2 Airports
6 Minyanim
1.3 lbs of Meat per person
64 oz of Salsa (4 lbs!)
3 lbs of Tortilla Chips
2 tubs of Gummy Bears
4 boxes of Matt's Cookies
29 beers
300 ml of Argle-Bargle (Ardbeg 10)
500 ml of Vodka
196 oz of OJ
23 Jeremy stories (give or take)
2 kugels
1 chulent
2 Movies
1 lecture on Social Justice (JFREJ)
1 Shiur by Shmuel
= 1 weekend*
For everything else, there's NY
Thanks Oren.
* see, I can do arithmetic.