A Creative Misreading of texts - Harold Bloom

A Relative disreading of lex - Daryn Gloom
A belated misfeeding of tex - Larry Cloon
An unpropitiated grating of hex - Marry Loon
An unsubstantiated mating of hens - Karen Toom
A recalcitrant dating from Friends -Lauren Goon
A malcontent hating of Ken's -Barry Moon
...a substantial gating, for soon... The Hapless Spoon

The bicycle uttered for the last time and fell to bits.
Indeed.
(I should note - after a long and drawn out BA session concerning plagiarism - that the last two lines are not mine, but that of the late Edward Gorey's "The Epiplectic Bicycle")